The Brooklyn Half Marathon expo is everything I thought it would be.
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! Thanks for making sure our shirts always matched our shorts, that our double fanny packs were always safely secured on our hips, and that we didn’t stand directly in the canon’s line of fire.
P.S. That little tuft of bangs pulled through the hole of the backwards Chicago Bears hat? That was a CRITICAL part of the look I was going for.
P.P.S. Why yes that is an Ice Capades fanny pack, how very observant of you!
P.P.P.S. (The orange one is the Ice Capades one. Just in case you were confused. Because I am wearing two fanny packs.)
Gettin’ inked at Tat’s All Folks before the Mets game
Strawberry Fest. New York City’s Longest Strawberry Shortcake. Drizzled with the blood of freshmen.
Three, two, one until Zan replies with the Dad Joke: So why don’t they call it Strawberry Longcake?
Also scored some free shades. And condoms (not pictured)
Every year my place of employment has an Administrators Art Exhibition. This is the piece that my coworker and I have entered in the art show.
Okay so I admittedly don’t read these kinda clocks well but that is not an actual time, right?
24 hours from now…DEVIL’S TRIANGLE HERE I COME
Things I’ve Learned About Robert Patrick by Stumbling Upon His Instagram Account
he has a goatee
he appears to be a member of a somewhat tough looking motorcycle gang
he has a cat named Iggy Pop
he has a dog named Johnny Cash
his brother is the lead singer for Filter
he has a fireplace
and a ping pong table
he had another dog called Skippy who died
he has custom Nikes with the name of his motorcycle gang on them
I think maybe he has another dog but I can’t tell if he’s just posting old pictures of the dead one?
he seems like he’s a really good dad
