February 2012
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Got our 2011 year end summary from our joint...
Team Masek Edwards spent 9% on groceries and 22% on bars, not counting all the times we just paid cash for our beer.
January 2012
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My initial thoughts on the Taco Bell breakfast...
This menu looks like it’s from Bob Evans. It’s embarrassing. Where are my huevos rancheros? At least, at LEAST, they could have put chorizo in the sausage and egg burrito. A hashbrown? A HASHBROWN? Jesus.
I expected better, T Bell. I really did. I mean, you put spicy Fritos inside a burrito! You made a taco shell out of a DORITO. Now that’s what I call a game changer. Not this...
sarahb:
N: I can never remember with Chris and Tracie, who’s Poops and who’s Peeps?
S: Here’s how you remember —
N: Wait! Tracie’s Poops because she shits herself?
S: No, but now I’m gonna Tumblr this.
Poops and Peeps: The Only Married Tumblr Team
(The way to remember it is Tracie’s brain is made of marshmallow peeps.)
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Just found out my husband has been to a John Mayer concert.
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Our graduate student employee: I hope nobody else walks in and sees you eating over your trashcan like that.
December 2011
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I really hate people who claim that when someone is raped or sexually assaulted it’s partially the victim’s fault because she dressed too revealingly or should not have been walking alone in the dark or whatever, but if you go on that R Kelly cruise and you get raped, it’s a little teeny bit your fault.
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GPOYW
We had an Italian buffet for lunch at work.
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I was at the Starbucks on Broadway and Bond right when they opened at 6:00 am this morning. I had to buy a couple of those travel pack boxes of coffee for a team breakfast with my triathlon club after our final swim practice of the semester. The cashier told me it would be a few minutes because the coffee was still brewing, so I sat down at a table to read while she prepared my order. Right...
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Actually, it's Uranus
Three year old kid: Look! A star!
Kid’s dad (loudly enough to make sure all the adults around him could hear): That’s actually Venus but we don’t have to get into it.
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Spoiler alert: Chris has been ranking his top songs off The Coneheads soundtrack
November 2011
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