June 2011
16 posts
That being said, I did not willingly touch a box of tampons in public until I was out of college. I bought condoms before I bought tampons. The first time I bought tampons I made sure I had a full cart of things in which to hide them. I sort of delicately covered the box with some romaine lettuce leaves, and made damn sure that I was in a line with a female cashier at least 40 years older...
Why are people embarrassed to buy condoms? Maybe it’s because I was sort of old the first time I had sex, but I was so excited to buy condoms that I celebrated it. Like, juggled the boxes with glee while waiting in line. Slapped them down on the counter so confidently that the WHABAM! was just understood. Made eye contact with the check out person. Refused a bag and walked out holding them...
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Watcherinmc:
Who doesn’t like a little air drum solo?
Is there also a video of all the arm fans? Please say yes.
The Wedding
meganmasek:
Working on a Tracie and Chris Quiz for the shower and they both want one of the questions to be “Which one pooped at the other’s apartment first?” For the record, it was Tracie.
First date, yo. Gotta mark my territory.
