I’ve been participating in a study related to female endurance athletes and lung capacity, which has made me feel sort of awesomely like I’m in a Gatorade commercial, and this morning was the final fitness test. I had to ride a stationary bike for various intervals with 80 little sensor dots on my torso to measure my breathing while a doctor and two Master’s students hovered over...
Okay, fine, it’s pronounced Keith Sweat as in rhymes with pet. Chris could have put the world’s foremost pronunciation expert in front of me and I never would have believed him, so instead I checked with Kevin Fanning and he told me Chris was right. I owe him a Corona-rita.
lifeaquatic asked: How was your race? Are you happy to be out of Pittsburgh?
Dick's Shitsburgh Marathon Recap
Well, I broke 4 hours. 3:57:17, or thereabouts. It was horrible. I said I wanted to break four hours in a marathon at some point in my life, but I didn’t think it would be today because I was coming off an injury and I didn’t train as well as I wanted, and I ate like shit the day/week/month before, and most importantly Pittsburgh is hilly as fuck AND it was 80 degrees today and the...
Megan: What about Raptor Red? Me: I …. did not want to be seen reading Raptor Red in front of my in-laws Megan: hmph Me: MEGAN it’s a dinosaur romance novel Megan: I TOOK IT ON THE SUBWAY Me: Oh, I’ll TAKE IT ON THE SUBWAY; I don’t care about the subway. Shit, I openly read Twilight on the subway. I care about people I know seeing me read it. And not even most people...