June 2012
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Jun 30th
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I hope you all have someone in your lives who can patiently and succinctly explain the Iranian revolution to you over GChat.
Jun 29th
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Email from my mom: Things to look forward to in...
Special wine to celebrate Tracie’s birthday (Frank Family Winston Hill & Forman) Lizardville Tomatoes (if the damn critters don’t eat them all)  and even if they do, we will buy some home-grown ones Corn on the cob Green beans (again the damn critters….) Puppies (both neighbors got them) Grandma’s hot dog bar Air conditioning (Emphasis added)
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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My fellow New Yorkers, our long municipal... →
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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My mom telling me about the car accident she was...
Mom:  got rear-ended (that’s what she said) at a stop light
Jun 21st
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Maybe it’s for the best that no one on any of my online social media networks seems to be paying attention to Euro 2012. It won’t stop me from telling endless soccer recaps to my poor sister and husband, but it has probably saved me some time.
Jun 20th
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Beards of Anarchy
zzzan: “Can I braid your beard?” “NO. We’re not there yet.” “You can separate it and I’ll braid it…” “No way, I’ll look like one of those biker dudes who now lives in a house.” Zan, when I come visit in August, can we get J drunk on margaritas and braid his beard? It’s a fool proof plan that not only applies to beard braiding, but also to straightening hair and painting toenails.
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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WatchWatch
My grandparents have a time share dog called Bogey. Since we were coming to visit, Grandpa made sure the wonder dog was over when we got there. Yesterday he was being what my grandpa called “a little shit.” He dug my boarding pass out of my purse and would not let anyone near it. He has very sharp teeth, which is why Megan is so scared of such a tiny dog. Earlier he’d also...
Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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Can someone please tell me how to pronounce Tess of the d’Urbervilles? I attempted to make a reference to it this morning, then quickly realized I’d never had to say the title out loud before, and it came out sounding like this: A little help?
Jun 5th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 1st
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