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Come and see me, I’m the same girl I used to be
Twenty-eight years ago I got all decked out in my finest matching sweater-suit and met my sister for the first time.
AND SHE SLEPT THROUGH IT.
HISTORY WAS HAPPENING, MEGAN, AND YOU MISSED IT. FOCUS UP.
(But now you can’t get mad at me when I fall asleep at 9:00 pm at your birthday party.)
SoufflĂ© Creations, my grandpa’s own line of homemade greeting cards
for awpeeps.
Hey we actually won on Saturday!
Happy Easter, no one!
Please come to my conference session, “Sending an Email with a Giant Typo In It, Then Spelling “Typo” Incorrectly in the Apology Email: No But Seriously, You Can Trust Me with Your Visa Status.”
Tracie, summer 2008
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A picture tells a thousand stories of why I had a hard time fitting in at this age.
It doesn’t do me any favors to tell you this was taken at the Miss Medina County Fair competition.
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Girls weekend supplies
Never forget
Your mom left her thong on my bed