Also Elaine forever.
How to Weigh a Baby Giraffe
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this stupid sponsored oreo tumblr knows my DREAMS
Here’s a list of weird/strange articles on wikipedia in no particular order for you to read and just add more useless knowledge in your puny human brain. General murder/death trigger warning for most.
Bloody Mary || Kennedy curse || Taman Shud Case || La Voisin || Greyfriars Bobby || Pripyat || Albert Fish || Mary Toft || The Cure for Insomnia || Roanoke Colony || John Murray Spear || Arecibo message || Nuckelavee || Phaistos Disc || Tanganyika laughter epidemic || Mad Gasser of Mattoon || Murder of Junko Furuta || Peoples Temple || Ed Gein || Stargate Project || Jackalope || Numbers station || UVB-76 || Bélmez Faces || Donner Party || Adam || Mariana UFO incident || Valentich disappearance || Cleveland Torso Murderer || Trepanning || Dyatlov Pass incident || Grey goo || Overtoun House || The Garden of Earthly Delights || Wilhelm Reich || Starchild skull || Original Night Stalker || Owlman || Ararat anomaly || British big cats || Jack the Ripper || Clapham Wood Mystery || Pope Lick Monster || Shadow person || Out-of-place artifact || Black Dahlia || Jersey Devil || Crawfordsville monster || Koro || Philadelphia Experiment || Glasgow smile || Roswell UFO incident || David Parker Ray || D. B. Cooper || Total Information Awareness || Goatman || Grey alien || Joachim Kroll || Peter Kürten || Gilles de Rais || Alien abduction || Joseph Vacher || Mothman || Polywater || Catacombe dei Cappuccini || Villisca Axe Murders || Grace Sherwood || Loveland frog || The Hermitage || Jatinga || Sankebetsu brown bear incident || Mongolian death worm || Devil’s Footprints || The Sick Child || H. H. Holmes || Dysaesthesia aethiopica || Bloody Benders || Lamia || Black Paintings || The Monster with 21 Faces || Shirime || Lina Medina || Exploding head syndrome || Quantum suicide and immortality || Mokele-mbembe || Spontaneous human combustion || Dulce Base || Chandre Oram || Oscar || Men in Black || Vladimir Demikhov || The Great Red Dragon Paintings || Bloop || Retroactive continuity || Elizabeth Báthory || Delphine LaLaurie || Silverpilen || Polybius || Guided rat || Robert J. White || Chelyabinsk meteor || Armin Meiwes || Big Crunch || Belchen Tunnel || Moberly–Jourdain incident || Boy Scout Lane || Princes in the Tower || Rosenheim Poltergeist || Peter Stumpp || Bermuda Triangle || Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery || Hill of Crosses || Self-immolation || Lycaon || Burke and Hare murders || Pykrete || Kate Morgan || List of unusual deaths || Sawney Bean || Rogue elephant of Aberdare Forest || Yoshio Kodaira || Incorruptibility || Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus || Toynbee tiles || Rat king || Sailing stones || Thalidomide || Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916 || Tunguska event || Head transplant || List of cryptids || Borley Rectory || Sedlec Ossuary || Alien hand syndrome || Capgras delusion || Mellified man || Atuk || Monster of Glamis || Spring-heeled Jack || Allagash Abductions || Aokigahara || Raymond Robinson (Green Man) || Premature burial || Brain transplant || Nightmarchers || Decompression illness || Midgetville || Zombie || Mercy Brown vampire incident || Necromancy || Lamkin || Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. || Icelandic Phallological Museum || Neisseria meningitidis || Unit 731 || Bunny Man || Bubbly Creek || Malleus Maleficarum || Moll Dyer || Original Spanish Kitchen || Charles Bonnet syndrome || Voynich manuscript || Black Annis || True name || Dorothy Talbye trial || Black dog || Wandering Jew || Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway || Yara-ma-yha-who || Rod Ferrell || The Juniper Tree
I’ve read a lot of these! A few of my favorites: Capgras delusion, Yara-ma-yha-who, sailing stones.
Reblogging this mostly for myself but a little bit for sarahb.
Same as Erin.
The only Easter tradition I have is posting this terrifying picture of Lenny each year.
(Getting a haircut soon and when the stylist asks what I’d like done, I’m thinking about showing this picture just to see what she says.)
I finally added all the things I want to complete to my Bucket List.
David Duchovny joined Twitter recently, and I was right to be skeptical.
So far it’s mostly pictures of him playing guitar (right? so sad) and what appears to be self-written poetry.
Also he keeps referring to other white men as “my brother” and “my main man.”
Don’t worry, I bought more than one pair, and I’m as bothered as you are that I took my shoe off in a bar.
h/t to my girl SB for the photo cred
The Day The Earth Stood Still
To Kill a Mockingbird
1492: Conquest of Paradise
She Hate Me
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Burden of Dreams
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Our middle school’s mascot was the Huskies, which is sort of a hilariously cruel identifier to force on 1200 kids who are all dealing with puberty and new, unstable emotions by eating non stop Doritos.These were not my good years by any standards other than my ability to make my teachers like me, even if I had a lot of trouble getting the same reaction out of my peers.
6th Grade: The forced, nervous smile actually has nothing to do with the fact that they made me look directly into the sun as they took this picture. When you were selected as Student of the Month, you’d get a note delivered in class asking you to report directly to the principal’s office. The entire class would make that “Ooooooooooooh girl you in trouble” howl. I thought I was getting expelled. I didn’t know why. The fact that I wasn’t in trouble, but that my picture was going to hang in the lobby entrance of the school for a month did not provide much relief. At least I had just gotten my braces off, and I for one thought my retainer looked pretty cool.
7th Grade: God, I look almost normal. Posed in the shade in front of a shrub by a principal’s assistant who had a little artistic flair. Things were on an upswing. Mr. Holt, my pre-algebra teacher who was rumored to be the toughest teacher in the entire school, had nominated me for Student of the Month. Even though Major League Baseball was on strike, I was optimistic they would work it out, and it wasn’t going to stop me from wearing my Jabob’s Field commemorative Opening Day t shirt with my Umbros. I was holding my retainer in my hand behind my back.
8th Grade: Downward spiral. I had a cold sore for 14 months straight. Half of my bangs decided to go ahead and reattach themselves to my eye brows. I had more tie-dyed shirts than friends. Doritos, save me.
Just in time for opening day, ROCKS Lakeview and ROCKS Lincoln Park in Chicago create a Ballpark Burger: a burger with all the flavorings of a hot dog
Have you ever been firing up your grill and couldn’t decide whether to eat a juicy hamburger or a plump hot dog?
Now you won’t have to choose — if you’re a Chicago resident or Cubs fan that is — because ROCKS Lakeview and ROCKS Lincoln Park have created and are serving a hot dog/hamburger hybrid. No this isn’t some frankenfood; the ballpark burger takes all the flavorings and fixings of a classic Chicago-style hot dog and puts them onto a burger. It’s being dubbed “Baseball on a Bun.”
The Goblincock from Kumas was/is pretty damn good.
f. u. q. q.
Maseks have been putting sliced hot dogs on hamburgers since grills have existed you fucks. The shit that passes for “news” these days.