lazymercenary asked: How many Wombstone pizzas could you put in your stomachewomb?
Is there a time limit? Are we talking original or thin crust? I’ll assume an hour time limit, original crust, and the standard 16” size, not the personal size (although, real talk, the 16” is clearly the personal size for anyone eating frozen pizza; you don’t share that shit), and say that if I ate them really fast (which is one of the secrets to competitive eating) I could get down almost four. By the end of the hour, I’d probably finish the fourth.