Aw, Peeps!

The Brooklyn Half Marathon expo is everything I thought it would...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:09:45 -0400

The Brooklyn Half Marathon expo is everything I thought it would be.

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! Thanks for making sure our shirts...

Sun, 12 May 2013 06:58:00 -0400

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! Thanks for making sure our shirts always matched our shorts, that our double fanny packs were always safely secured on our hips, and that we didn’t stand directly in the canon’s line of fire.

P.S. That little tuft of bangs pulled through the hole of the backwards Chicago Bears hat? That was a CRITICAL part of the look I was going for.

P.P.S. Why yes that is an Ice Capades fanny pack, how very observant of you!

P.P.P.S. (The orange one is the Ice Capades one. Just in case you were confused. Because I am wearing two fanny packs.)

Gettin’ inked at Tat’s All Folks before the Mets...

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:30:16 -0400

Gettin’ inked at Tat’s All Folks before the Mets game

Strawberry Fest. New York City’s Longest Strawberry...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:00:01 -0400

Strawberry Fest. New York City’s Longest Strawberry Shortcake. Drizzled with the blood of freshmen.

Three, two, one until Zan replies with the Dad Joke: So why don’t they call it Strawberry Longcake?

Also scored some free shades. And condoms (not pictured)

G.A.C.

Fri, 10 May 2013 05:09:36 -0400

G.A.C.

Every year my place of employment has an Administrators Art...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:36:11 -0400

Every year my place of employment has an Administrators Art Exhibition. This is the piece that my coworker and I have entered in the art show.

Idiots taking iPhone pics of the sunrise in Bermuda

Sun, 05 May 2013 05:32:21 -0400

Idiots taking iPhone pics of the sunrise in Bermuda

He burns easy (at Coco Reefers)

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:38:26 -0400

He burns easy (at Coco Reefers)

Made a friend

Thu, 02 May 2013 17:19:11 -0400

Made a friend

Okay so I admittedly don’t read these kinda clocks well...

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:03:52 -0400

Okay so I admittedly don’t read these kinda clocks well but that is not an actual time, right?

24 hours from now…DEVIL’S TRIANGLE HERE I COME

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:26:27 -0400

24 hours from now…DEVIL’S TRIANGLE HERE I COME

Things I've Learned About Robert Patrick by Stumbling Upon His Instagram Account

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:17:30 -0400

he has a goatee

he appears to be a member of a somewhat tough looking motorcycle gang

he has a cat named Iggy Pop

he has a dog named Johnny Cash

his brother is the lead singer for Filter

he has a fireplace

and a ping pong table

he had another dog called Skippy who died

he has custom Nikes with the name of his motorcycle gang on them

I think maybe he has another dog but I can’t tell if he’s just posting old pictures of the dead one?

he seems like he’s a really good dad

Yeah but how much for an old BJ?

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:45:27 -0400

Yeah but how much for an old BJ?

Everything’s coming up Masek

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:24:42 -0400

Everything’s coming up Masek

Me when Jay delivers the hoagies.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:56:22 -0400

Me when Jay delivers the hoagies.

Come and see me, I’m the same girl I used to be

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:05:54 -0400

Come and see me, I’m the same girl I used to be

Twenty-eight years ago I got all decked out in my finest...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 09:36:08 -0400

Twenty-eight years ago I got all decked out in my finest matching sweater-suit and met my sister for the first time.

AND SHE SLEPT THROUGH IT.

HISTORY WAS HAPPENING, MEGAN, AND YOU MISSED IT. FOCUS UP.

(But now you can’t get mad at me when I fall asleep at 9:00 pm at your birthday party.)

Soufflé Creations, my grandpa’s own line of homemade...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:12:46 -0400

Soufflé Creations, my grandpa’s own line of homemade greeting cards

craftybutcher: for awpeeps. Hey we actually won on Saturday!

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 07:19:03 -0400

craftybutcher:

for awpeeps.

Hey we actually won on Saturday!

Happy Easter, no one!

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:59:09 -0400

Happy Easter, no one!